look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
Reblogging just so John Green can find this and accept your mother’s dinner invitation
when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder
I just laughed way too loud at this, and now my parents are putting me in therapy.
i hope that works out ok
what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth
i hate literally everything about this website
Last of the Guardians
perfect
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it