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look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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panic-at-the-dildos:
IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

the-absolute-best-posts:

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

themasterslover:

elizabrontosaurus:

Reblogging just so John Green can find this and accept your mother’s dinner invitation

swagchat:

juliacaroled:

swagchat:

when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder

I just laughed way too loud at this, and now my parents are putting me in therapy.

i hope that works out ok

katyperryd:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth

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i hate literally everything about this website

Last of the Guardians

heyfunniest:

perfect

heyfunniest:

perfect

grouprojects:

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

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bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

epic-humor:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

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